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Holi Jokes

Holi Jokes

Holi Jokes – Holi festival is filling with colors and fun, on this day Indians celebrate this festival with colors, songs, water holi, and one of the most important thing is jokes on each other while playing holi celebration. We all are using Whatsapp on daily basis and we all chat with each other with this app.




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Holi Jokes in Hindi

Holi Jokes in Hindi

Holi Jokes in Hindi

So for your whatsapp we have huge collection such as holi whatsapp status, holi whatsapp dp and now we are adding holi jokes in hindi for you so you can use jokes on holi with whatsapp and send them to your friends or relatives as holi jokes hindi.




Khana Pina Rang Udana
Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhul jana

Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI.. HAPPY HOLI.. HAPPY HOLI..

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holli!!!!

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Holi Jokes in English

Holi Jokes in English

Holi Jokes in English

Grab awesome collection of holi jokes in english and use them to send these holi english jokes on facebook as post and tag your friends and family members whom present on Facebook.

Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti or charas ka saag, bhaang k pakode or wills ka payar, mubarak ho aapko nashediyo ka tyohar HAPPY HOLI in advance.

Falgun Ki Mast Hawa me holi aayi hai aur khushiyon ka paigam layee hai, HAPPY HOLI

Holi par aapko
“Vivah”ki wife,
“Dhoom”ki bike,
“Don”ki life,
“Krrish”ka josh,
“Babul” ka dular aur
“Umravjaan” ka pyar mile………………….funny holi sms

Red 4 luv. Yellow 4 freshness.
Green 4 prosperity.Blue 4 depth. Orange 4 Brightness. Pink 4 fun.
May these colours bring their meaning in ur life.

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Wish you a very mastiful Happy Holi!

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Funny Holi Jokes

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Funny holi jokes collection is not only for friends we have a wide collection of holi jokes so you can pick up according to you. In Hindi, people also find holi ke chutkule also which is hindi translation of holi jokes, so grab the best collection of latest holi jokes 2017 and use them to send to your loved once or put it as holi whatsapp status.

Lal “RANG” suraj se,
nila “RANG” asma se,
hara “RANG” hariyali se,
gulabi “RANG” gulab se,
tamam khushiya mile apko,
ye dua karte hai hum dil se.
“HAPPY HOLI”

Moon is Full, Colours are Full, may ur Life be Beautiful, all Holy wishes on Holi get soon Full!

Swarglok se INDRA vaikunthLok se VISHNU Kailash se MAHADEV BrahmaLok se BRAHMA aur Prithivilok se Svayam Hum aap ko happy holi ki badhayi dete hai………………….funny holi sms

Sher kabhi chupkar shikar nahi karte, buzdil kabhi khulkar waar nahi karte, aur hum wo hain jo “HAPPY-Holi” kehne ke liye 11 ya 12 tarikh ka intzar nahi karte!

Phagun ro mahino ayo,ayo Holi ro tivar, jumo, nacho, rang udao, khushi manao apar, Holi ro ram ram. Happy Holi 2u n ur family..

Hawa ke Hath Paigam Bheja Hai,
Roshani ke Jariye 1 Arman Bheja Hai,
Fursat Mile To Kabul Kar Lena Is Nachiz Ne,
Rango ke Tyohar ka pyar bheja hai.

  1. Me ja ja jovu hu,
    Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
    Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
    Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
    Holi Mubarak!
  2. Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya? 
  3. Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to jukham lag jayega. 

Holi Non Veg Jokes

Holi Non Veg Jokes

Holi Non Veg Jokes

People also finding holi non veg jokes to send friends as adult holi jokes to share with their friends and not only this holi funny jokes also, funny jokes on holi also play a huge role while celebrating holi with friends or send these holi jokes as holi sms via Whatsapp or Facebook messenger.

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”

Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“

Holi Special. Grl- Plz Pani Wala Gubara Mat Fekna, Me Gili Ho Jaungi. Boy- Acha Or Khud Jb Tigt T-Shirt Pehan Kr Gubare Dikhati He Tb Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge

A 16 Year Old Boy Went To Drop An Unknown Aunty Ji To Her Home…….
Aunty: “Beta, Raat Bahut Ho Gai Hai, Yahi So Jao, ‘Bittu‘ Ke Room Me”

Boy: “Nahi Aunty Ji, Mai Guest Room Mein So Jaunga”
Next Day A Beautiful Girl Comes With A Cup Of Milk…….
Boy: “Aap Kaun?”
Girl: “Ji, Main ‘Bittu‘ Or Aap?”
Boy: “Main, Ullu Ka Pattha..!!“




You can also use holi adult jokes or you can say holi dirty jokes to send to your cool friends so they also enjoy with you on this happy holi 2017.

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